Funny Removable

Would you rather…(FuNnY =P)?
1)Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs, OR with three fat men with bad breath?
2)Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man’s foot, OR thoroughly lick his not showered armpit?
3)Have a firecracker blow up in your mouth, OR drill a small hole in your own forehead?
4)Knowing you will die tomorrow, spend your last night out to dinner with your closest friends, OR have it with your favorite movie star?
5)Swim in a pool for an hour of human blood, OR hang upside down for 8 hours?
6)Have EVERY SINGLE hair on your body plucked, OR every fingernail ripped off?
7)As a man, wake up to find you have grown non-removable D cup breasts, OR that your testicles have disappeared?
8)Die alone, OR die with the ugliest man or woman alive?
9)Be put in prison for 25 years, OR have all your teeth pulled out?
10)Eat 5g of dog poop, OR 10g of human poop?
lol…what do you think???
I would rather skip to another question.
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